I have watched football fanatics forgetting the "TUBE" and where they are, hug this DIP BOWL and with a steady rythmic motion stuff themselves in a continuous dip after dip after dip trancelike orgy until roughly brought back to reality by their contemporaries.

I have watched macho, volunteer firemen at poolside parties react in the same manner. Oblivious of their families and howling children until unashamedly brought back to reality by a near drowning in cold water.

DEFINITELY GIVE THIS A TRY. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.

THE CLAM & CHEESE DIP:

1/2 lb. cream cheese
1 can (10 1/2 oz.) minced clams
1/2 sm. onion, grated
1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 dash of garlic salt
1 tsp. celery salt

Let cheese soften at room temperature, mash and add drained clams and remaining ingredients, plus 2 teaspoons clam liquid. Blend thoroughly and chill. Serve in a bowl with potato chips for dipping and WATCH OUT!