1 can Spam (Treet or generic)
1/2 c. chopped dill pickle
2 tbsp. onion, chopped (optional)
1/2 c. grated carrot (optional)
1 c. grated Cheddar cheese
1/2 c. or more mayonnaise to moisten

Use a grater and grate your Spam. Add remaining ingredients. Stir. This is good served on bread as sandwiches.