1 busy hectic Mother
1 unperturbed Father
2 or more excited Kids
1 bushel of joy, love, laughter and faith
1 lb. patience
1 qt. secrets
1/2 as much time as needed
1 budget, badly spent

Place all ingredients in a home a few weeks before Christmas. Sprinkle the kids with secrets and allow to simmer. Gradually add patience to mother as needed. Add as much joy, laughter, love and faith as hearts will hold. Garnish father with unpaid bills. Serve generous portions topped with the blessings and love of the Christ Child. There will be plenty to go around and lots left over for yourself.