2 c. mayonnaise
1/2 c. milk
1/4 c. water
2 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese
1 tbsp. ground pepper
1 tbsp. cider vinegar
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. fine chopped onion
1 tsp. garlic salt
Dash of red pepper sauce
Dash of Worcestershire sauce

Mix all ingredients together. Enjoy over tossed salad.