1 med. elephant
1 rabbit
Salt & pepper to taste
Brown gravy, lots

Cut up elephant into bite-size pieces, discarding feet. (This takes approximately 2 1/2 months, so allow plenty of time.) Cook in gravy over kerosene fire at 685 degrees until done. This recipe will serve 600. If more are expected, add the rabbit. Do this as a last resort as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.