1/3 c. mayonnaise
1/3 c. Miracle Whip salad dressing
1/3 c. dairy sour cream
1/2 tsp. French's prepared mustard
1 tsp. cider vinegar
3 tsp. Shedd's Old Style horseradish sauce or Kraft's brand
Dash of Tabasco hot pepper sauce
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. dry parsley leaves
1 tbsp. celery leaves, minced fine
1/2 tsp. celery salt

Combine all ingredients with wooden spoon. Blend well. Serve over shredded lettuce, match-stick strips of ham, Swiss or American cheese, white meat of cooked chicken. Serves 4 to 6 people.