1 elephant
950 (10 oz.) pkgs. brown gravy
1000 tsp. salt
2 rabbits
Pepper to taste

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cover pieces with gravy. Cook over open fire 4 months at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do not use rabbits unless necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew.