4 eggs
2 c. bread crumbs
2 c. celery, chopped
1 pkg. Lipton onion soup mix
2 c. rice
2 c. popcorn

Stuff the fowl and roast at 375 degrees for 3 hours. When the 3 hours are up, get the hell out of the kitchen because that popcorn is going to blow the ass off that bird.