1 med. sized elephant, cut in bite size pieces (takes about 2 months)
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 466 degrees. If more than 3800 people are expected, add the 2 rabbits. But do this only if absolutely necessary as some people do not like to fine hare in their stew.