1 elephant
Pepper
Brown gravy
Salt
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over Kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people, if more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do only if necessary, as most people do not like to fine hare in their stew.