1 med. sized elephant
Brown gravy
2 rabbits (opt.)

Cut 1 medium sized elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take no longer than 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for approximately 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This recipe serves approximately 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. However, do this only if absolutely necessary since some people hate finding "hare" in their stew!