1 elephant
2 rabbits, optional
Brown gravy
Salt & pepper

Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do so only if necessary as most people don't like to find hare in their stew.