1 elephant, med. size
2 rabbits, optional
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy, lots

Cut elephant into small bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3800 people. If more people are expected, the two rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.