Crystal Light lemonade mix
Water
Plastic pitcher
Glass

You don't have to be fat to drink it. Go to the store and buy a package of mix. You can choose your favorite flavor by picking the appropriate color, e.g. yellow for lemon, green for lime, pink for grapefruit. While you're at it, buy a plastic pitcher that you can put the lemonade in. Go home. Empty package of the Crystal Light mix into the pitcher and discard (not the pitcher but the empty container). Pour water into the pitcher and mix thoroughly (about 7 seconds). How much water? Either a) to taste, b) by color, or c) top of the pitcher. Drink. (Remember to use a glass, otherwise you will spill the lemonade all over your shirt).