1 automobile
1 gal. gasoline
2 plates (optional)
1 "Colonel Sanders"

Drive to the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant. Go immediately to "Drive-In" window. Loudly state your order. "One family pack (mixed, white or dark -- your choice) with one dozen biscuits!" into funny little box. Wait for instructions. Follow instructions and drive to window. Pay stated amount (usually around $10.00 depending on extras with order). Reach out of car window, take bucket in left hand, hand girl money with right hand. Drive to designated eating place (optional). You may then serve chicken in decorative bucket furnished by the "Colonel" or place chicken and biscuits on separate plates.

Serves 6 to 8 average people or 1 teen-ager. This recipe is quick and easy on days when one breaks a fingernail or weeks that have a Tuesday or when your husband brings home a few old army buddies.