1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (butter)
2 c. grass (oatmeal)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones and fat. Heat to a boil. Add grass. Remove from heat. Add squashed bugs. Spoon on waxed paper to cool. Eat and enjoy!