1 pt. mayonnaise (Miracle Whip or any other kind)
1 pt. sour cream
3 tbsp. minced onion
3 tsp. dill weed
3 tsp. Lowry's season salt
3 tsp. Accent
3 tsp. parsley flakes
1 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Dash of Tabasco

Mix and chill at least 2 hours.