1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt and pepper
3 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. Cover with brown gravy and cook over kerosene fire about 2 weeks. This will serve 2500 people. If more are expected, the rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew. This is a great recipe to have ready for busy weekends when you don't want to spend too much time in the kitchen.