1 med.-sized elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste

Cut the elephant into small bite-size pieces. This will take a couple of months. Put in extra large pot and add brown gravy to cover. Cook over a 465 degree kerosene fire for about a month. Serves 3800 people. If more people are expected, add the two rabbits. Add the rabbits only if necessary as most folks don't like hare in their stew!