(Some say men "can't even boil water". This recipe disproves that misconception!)

Enough water
Heat source
1 pot, size of choice

Put water in pot (somewhat similar to a cup in shape, but larger, usually made of some sort of metal, often has long handles as well). Pot should be large enough to hold all the water you want to boil. If it isn't, you can divide your water in 1/2 but the first half gets cold while you boil the second half. Light flame under pot. Cook until bubbles appear. Keep your eyes closed during the latter part of this process, as a watched pot never boils!