1 gal. water
1 bucket (metal)
1 chain saw
1 gal. gasoline
1 pt. oil
1 wood stove
1 pickup truck

Mix oil with gasoline; pour into chainsaw. Gently place chainsaw into pickup truck. Drive truck 1 mile into woods. Cut down 1 tree (preferably dead). if not dry wood of 6 months. Place dry wood into stove and light fire. When fire gets hot, place bucket of water on stove and bring to a boil. Use as necessary.