1 elephant
2 rabbits; optional
Brown gravy
Salt and pepper

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cook in barrels over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 405 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more guests are expected, two rabbits may be added. Do this ONLY if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

My special recipe for missionaries where elephants are available.