1 elephant
Salt
Pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits; optional

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more people are expected 2 more rabbits may be added but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find a hard in their stew.