1 Elephant (med. size)
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This takes about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook over an open fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3800 people. If more people are expected, 2 rabbits may be added but only in an emergency as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.