1 elephant, medium sized
2 rabbits, optional
Salt and pepper to taste

Cut the elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over an open fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency as some people do not like to find a "hare" in their stew.