1 med. sized elephant
Brown gravy - enough!
Salt & pepper to taste
3 lg. rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over low heat about 4 to 5 weeks. This will serve about 4, 500 people. If more people are expected, the 3 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.