1 bag salad mix (grocery stores carry this)
1 bottle salad dressing (your choice)
1 bottle real bacon bits (the imitation ones are terrible)
1 pkg. pre-sliced mushrooms
1 lg. tomatoes, sliced fine

1. Mix all of the above together in a VERY large bowl, perhaps you can even use that salad bowl in the back of the closet.

2. Toss them together until it looks well mixed.

3. Eat.