1 beaver

If the local Country Store doesn't carry beaver, check the yellow pages for a good Eskimo delicatessen. If that doesn't work, locate your nearest branch office of the Great North Woods, find a beaver dam, conceal yourself in the shrubbery, and make noises like an aspen tree. This is an infallible beaver lure. In practically no time at all (three, maybe four weeks) you will either have captured a beaver or have been chewed off at the ankles.