1 med. size elephant
1 ton salt
1 ton pepper
500 bushels potatoes
200 bushels carrots
100 bushels onions
4000 sprigs parsley
2 small rabbits
1000 gallons brown gravy

Cut elephant meat into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months). Place meat in pan and cover with 1, 000 gallons of brown gravy and simmer for 5 weeks. Shovel in salt and pepper to taste. When meat is tender, add vegetables. A steam shovel is useful for this. Simmer slowly for 5 more weeks. Garnish with parsley. Will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits. This is not recommended as very few people like hare in their stew.

SUGGESTED BEVERAGE: Head Hunters Punch