1 can mixed vegetables (slice smaller & drain)
3 or 4 hard boiled eggs
3 or 4 green onions
4 or 5 med. size dill pickles

You can add 1 or 2 cooked carrots in small pieces and 1 or 2 peeled and cooked potatoes in small pieces.

Add 1/4 pound boiled ham, ham, Spam, chicken (whatever), cut into small pieces. Add: Hot pepper flakes Mrs. Dash 1 or 2 tsp. mustard (hot mustard with horseradish if you want) 1 or 2 tsp. salsa (opt.)

Mix well with 3/4 (minus a couple tablespoons) Kraft medium size jar mayonnaise, use reserved mayo to spread on top for looks. Can decorate however you want. Serve on bread, crackers, lettuce, whatever.