1 med. sized elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 4 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire (465 degrees) for about 4 weeks. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, you may add the 2 rabbits, but do this only in an emergency; most people do not like hare in their stew.