1 elephant, med.
Salt & pepper to taste
Brown gravy
Rabbits (optional)

Cut elephants into small pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be needed. Do this only as necessary as most people do not like "hare" in their stew.