1 med. size elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy

Cut the elephant into small bite-size pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do only in an emergency. Most people don't like hare in their stew.