1 med.-sized elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste

Skin elephant and cut into bite-sized pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over fire about 6 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, use Hamburger Helper and rabbits. Add rabbits only in case of emergency as most people do not like hare in their stew.