1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt
Pepper
2 rabbits

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. Should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook over a kerosene fire, about 4 weeks, at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do not do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew!