1 lb. cream cheese
1/2 c. mayonnaise
1/4 c. sour cream
1/8 tsp. Tabasco sauce
1 tsp. soy sauce
1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp. dry mustard
1/4 tsp. whole oregano
1/4 tsp. whole basil
1/4 tsp. whole thyme
1/4 c. Parmesan or Romano cheese
Salt & pepper

Whip all together. Makes 3 cups. Place mixture in a pastry bag with decorative tip and be creative.