1 med. elephant
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
3 rabbits (opt.)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces, add brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 485 degrees. If more than 3, 800 people are expected, 3 rabbits may be needed, but do this only in case of emergency because most people do not like hare in their soup. Yield: 3, 800 servings.