1 (5 oz.) jar pimento-cheese spread
1 (4 1/2 oz.) can deviled ham
1/2 c. mayonnaise
2 tbsp. minced parsley
1 tsp. minced onion
4 drops Tabasco sauce
dash of monosodium glutamate

With electric beater, thoroughly combine cheese spread, deviled ham, parsley, onion and seasonings. Chill.

Makes about 1 1/3 cups. Serve with assorted crackers and potato chips.