Wash the spiders and pine needles out of your big pot. Get 3 cups of milk out of cooler (smell of it first, the ice melts). Pour milk in pot and add 1 can cream of chicken soup. Stir until blended. Hunt the matches and try to light the stove - oops - try again. Well turn on the gas, cousin. Adjust flame and warm milk slowly - add 2 cans of cooked chicken (juice and all) and 1 small can evaporated milk. Salt and pepper to taste. While simmering, roll 1 can of buttery biscuits on floured surface until really thin. Cut in small pieces and drop in boiling liquid. Cover and simmer until done. Remove gnats and flying insects - enjoy.