1 tired mother/wife
1 husband (with no desire to cook)
1 babysitter
1 paycheck, preferably husband's
1 good-night kiss from child (no tears added)
1 reservation at favorite restaurant

Marinate main ingredient in warm water with several teaspoons of bath salts for 1/2 hour. Dress well. Add husband, paycheck and liberal sprinkling of affection. Combine babysitter and child in large room. Mix well. Garnish with kiss from your child and have fun.