1 pkg. Kraft 4 cheese, grated cheese
1 (8 oz.) jar real mayonnaise
approx. 1 tbsp. onion flakes
approx. 2 shakes Tabasco
approx. 2 shakes Worcestershire
approx. 2 shakes Lemon Pepper
1 large jar diced pimento or 2 small with juice

Put everything in medium bowl and beat well. 1-2 minutes. Best if made 24 hours ahead. Serve with Scoops.

Many people have good recipes for this but this seems to be the best.