1 lb. hamburger
1 tsp. mustard
1/2 jar Heinz Hamburger Relish
1 med. onion
Enough ketchup for 5 hamburgers
Enough salt & pepper for 5 people

Just cook the above stuff on medium heat. Turn heat down low and simmer for 10 minutes. While you wait now set the table. Now go ahead and call everyone to eat.