PRESERVED CHILDREN 
1 large field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
pinch of brook
some pebbles

Mix the children and dogs together well. Put them on the field, stirring occasionally. Pour the brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers. Spread over a deep blue sky and bake with sun. When lightly browned; set away to cool in the bathtub.

 

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