2 pieces bread, preferably white
1 piece Oscar Mayer bologna
Peanut butter, preferably Jif (lots of sugar!)

Spread one piece of bread with peanut butter. Place bologna on top. Place second slice of bread on top of this. Slice. Can cut in charming triangles or use cookie cutter to cut in circles or... just Chow Down! Serve with potato chips (preferably Ruffles) and a can of soda.

Makes 1.