1 elephant
2 rabbits, optional
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. Serves 3800 people. If more are coming, 2 rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.