HOW TO BAKE A CAKE 
2 c. flour
Salt
Baking powder
Nuts
Brian
Dust Pan
Mop

Light oven, get out utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks and toys from table. Grease pan and crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour, remove Brian's hands from flour. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl Brian knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer phone. Return to kitchen and remove Brian's hands from bowl. Wash Brian. Answer door bell. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan and find layer of nuts in it. Head for Brian who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls and dishes. Call Bakery Order cake and lie down.

 

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