1/2 c. granulated sugar
1/2 c. packed brown sugar
1/2 c. shortening
1/2 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 c. sifted flour
3 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1 c. nutmeats, chopped

Remove the pots and pans stored in the oven. Set oven temperature. Get out utensils and ingredients. Remove toy cars and race track from table. Grease pans and crack nuts. Measure 2 1/2 cups of flour; remove Jeff's hands from flour. Clean up. Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Jeff knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Jeff's hand from the bowl. Wash Jeffrey. Answer phone. Return and remove 1/4 inch salt and pepper from greased pan. Look for Jeff. Grease another pan. Answer phone. Return to kitchen and find Jeff. Remove his hand from bowl. Pick up greased pan and find a layer of nutshells on it. Head for Jeff, who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes, call the bakery and lie down.