1 med. elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt & pepper
Brown gravy (lots)

Cut elephant into bite sizes (this will take about 2 months). Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but only if necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.