2 slices of bread (can be old bread)
Soft butter
Knife
Working toaster

The night before, put out one stick of butter to soften overnight. Early the next morning place two pieces of bread in the toaster and push down the lever on the toaster to start the cooking process. When done it will pop up automatically. Grab quickly and rush to the table and spread with soft butter. No dishes or utensils are required as it can be eaten early in the morning standing up, in your underwear. Also makes a good dinner entree if spread with butter and peanut butter.