1 tsp. dry mustard
1 tsp. salt
1 sm. onion, grated
1 tbsp. sugar
1/2 c. cider vinegar
1 c. oil
1 tbsp. poppy seed or celery seed

Put all ingredients except oil and poppy seed in blender. Add oil slowly to blender; add poppy seed after blending other ingredients.

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